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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

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What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!