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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.