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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.