April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Previous Random Joke Next
2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.