Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.