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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.