Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse