Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "
Ok you 2 dont start anything
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Fred and George Weasley.
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
A senior high school math problem.
A No. 2 pencil.
They only had 2 trucks
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Basic Math
It was 2 tired...
Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
In case you get a hole in one.
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
2 Na
No1: Don't tell everything you know.
The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Their patients are 2'
A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Kurt and Rod.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd
Because its natural log is 1.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
It's not right.
An elephant with diarrhea
HeHe
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
An elephant with diarrhea...
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Jose and Hose B
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
It was a No. 2.
Your ex!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Elf and safety
Dayscare centers
He has claw marks on his forehead.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Ardunno
God is the answer.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
Because they pee on poles.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Spring water
