How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.