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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!