Let's just be cousins.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Snoop Dogg.
2:flirty
Because it's always flat.
Neigh-bours.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
Who wants 2 try?
A huge mess.
An Oreo
Half a dog.
He had a 2-2.
They use 2-in-1 shampoo
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
So he can kick out at 2.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Hey, watt's up?
It Hertz
Half a cat.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
36
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Jose and Hose B
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Because in charge Yoda was.
Paramedics
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
2 Na!
2 na
A. Lesbi-hens
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"
Because they can only count to 3.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
2.B or not 2.B
3
HeHe
Because they can't count to
D'oh-ta 2
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
2-pop
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Alane
Do you even, bro?
Blue and Blue Light.
You get a lot of puse.
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
2 Grainz
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Pair-o-Medics
Juan on Juan.
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Toucan
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because 4 8 16!
They only had 2 vans
Because they grew a part.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
Prime mates
White noise.
A paradux
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
In case he got a hole-in-one!
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Nothing. They just waved.
He wanted 2 hit singles
They only had 2 cars.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Half of a cat.
And
2 squared!
A twix bar
Lean Beef
Incase he gets a hole in one
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
2: I'm a big fan.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A decoi
Aardvarks don't have trunks!
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Penne.
Eight-something!
Square root of 81
A bi-polar bear.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
How are you vealing?
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Wooden you like to know
Don't worry they'll tell you.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
They change into brrrrrro's.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
It wasn't born yesterday
