Let's just be cousins.
Snoop Dogg.
2:flirty
Because it's always flat.
Neigh-bours.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
You can write on both of them with a No. 2
A huge mess.
He had a 2-2.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
They are missing 2 towers
So he can kick out at 2.
Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2
Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Hey, watt's up?
It Hertz
Half a cat.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
36
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Jose and Hose B
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Because in charge Yoda was.
Paramedics
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
2 Na!
2 na
Because they can only count to 3.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
2.B or not 2.B
3
HeHe
D'oh-ta 2
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
2-pop
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Alane
Do you even, bro?
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
2 Grainz
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Pair-o-Medics
Juan on Juan.
Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Toucan
If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Because 4 8 16!
They only had 2 vans
Because they grew a part.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Prime mates
A paradux
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
In case he got a hole-in-one!
Nothing. They just waved.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
2 squared!
Lean Beef
Incase he gets a hole in one
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
2: I'm a big fan.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
A relationSHEEP.
Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
Fire Quackers
A *paradox.*
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Because it was 2 turnt up
2 Na
He thought they were a delivery service
Half a cat
You're an odd fellow
1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation
Why not 17 What's stopping us
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
When it has metaphor.
A match maiden heaven
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
4. Prophet.
Ewe 2
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
A pit bull in a kindergarten
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Winterfell and it can't get up.
Camenbert
H-E-L-L-O!
Green Baes
2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever
I dunno. Let's google it!
They use French resistors.
Brian drain!
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Summer, they like it before it's cool
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
