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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van