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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.