How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.