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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.