What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.