What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.