What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.