What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What did the existential pig say?

What ham I

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.