They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
By watching corn!
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Have you ever tried worm pie!
He removed the appendix!
A heroine addict.
So the German soldiers can march in shade.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
The Gray Poupon
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Green Eggs and Hamlet
A Hesi-tater