Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.
She went to the battered women's shelter
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
He had ereptile dysfunction.
He has a reptile dysfunction.