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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.