Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.