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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction