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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.