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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

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What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...