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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

Selena Gomez Jokes More Selena Gomez Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.