Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin

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When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.