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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

Selena Gomez Jokes More Selena Gomez Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...