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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.