Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.