Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Previous Random Joke Next

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Selena Gomez Jokes More Selena Gomez Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...