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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.