Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.