Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

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Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray