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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride