How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Because they chew balls.

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It goes chew, chew

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!