Crack-a-lacking
Necrophilia.
It got stuck in a crack.
It's a beta blocker
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
It lacks body
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
One tooth
