What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking