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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth