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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking