What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.