American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

George Jokes More George Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting