American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!