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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne