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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!