What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!