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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.