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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne