What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!