What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

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What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.