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Denim Denim Jokes

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Luigi Wear Jokes More Luigi Wear Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Material Jokes More Material Jokes

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Mario Pant Jokes More Mario Pant Jokes

What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....