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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

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There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Mario Favorite Type Jokes More Mario Favorite Type Jokes

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

Mario Overall Jokes More Mario Overall Jokes

What are Marios overalls made of?

Denim denim denim

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A