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What type of pants does Mario wear?

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Jacket Jokes More Jacket Jokes

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

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