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What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

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Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Denim denim denim.....