Mario Pant Jokes

What are Mario's pants made out of?

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What material is Mario's pants made out of?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

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What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.