Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd