Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you feel like having?

Nothing.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir