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Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.