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Elixir Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Young Man Jokes More Young Man Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!