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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Old Woman Jokes More Old Woman Jokes

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

Alchemist Jokes More Alchemist Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.