Elixir Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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Feyonce.

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A "booquet" of flower.

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A snowmobile!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.