Young Man Jokes

What do Elton John and the Berlin wall have in common?

A lot of young men went over it. And they would cowardly get shot from the back.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!