Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.