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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.