800 Pound Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.