800 Pound Jokes

Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?

With the fishes.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

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What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.