800 Pound Jokes

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!