Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$