Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.