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Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!