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Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.