Pirates.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
The registration of the car that ran him over!
Noob.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
Swish cheese.
Deck the halls with boughs of free cash
He buried it.
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
They BURy it
He was a little shellfish.
Mooove
He was two-tired...
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
El' if I know.