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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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To the farmacy.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.