What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?

One is a weak one and the other one week!

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..