What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.