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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday