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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday