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What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.