What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.