Cheese Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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Cottage Cheese Jokes More Cottage Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Ethopian Jokes More Ethopian Jokes

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.