Cheese Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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He was convicted of crepe.

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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The guy gets fierious.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.