Cheese Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

Which cheese is the loneliest?

Prov-alone!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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A cheese grater

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

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What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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He used a Luigi Board.

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What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.