Cheese Jokes

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours...?

Not *your* cheese!

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Cheese Grater Jokes More Cheese Grater Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.