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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair