Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do french tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur