Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)