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Rear View Mirror Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

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Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

To see the battle.

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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The French army at the beginning of a war!

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A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle