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Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!