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Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.