Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?

Because nobody there is much of a drinker.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.