What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

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What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.