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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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You cut *Juan* out.

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What'll ya have?

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What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.