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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

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The baa-baa shop.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How much will that be?

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What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

To keep their foreskins from creeping up.