What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.