TAKBEER!
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
I will take over now, if you allow.
Both are in *a la mode*.
Voltorb
He types, "HALOL"
Your Mother.