What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Reposts are allowed.

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What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!