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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.