Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
A crane
In the stork market!
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
With it's sparrowchute!
A ball-point Penguin!
A fowl!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
Vel-crows
John is a bird.
A hummingbird
A bird that will talk you ear off!
H. Ross Parrot
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Birds of Pray
Toucan
The Swallow.
A swallow.
When it's going Cheep.
A budgerigrrrrr!
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Tweets.
Because it's too far to walk.
Namaste
Tell them to take off their hats
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.
Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.
More than you can shake a stick at
Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
Denim denim denim
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
I've never radished off to OP's mom.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
