What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan