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What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.