What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.