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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.