What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.