What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

They go sharkers!

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.