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Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Barb Jokes More Barb Jokes

What do you call a fishing hook without barbs?

Debatable!

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.