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Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Barb Jokes More Barb Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a fishing hook without barbs?

Debatable!