Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.