Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

Barb Jokes More Barb Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a fishing hook without barbs?

Debatable!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.