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Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Barb Jokes More Barb Jokes

What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a fishing hook without barbs?

Debatable!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.