Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a fishing hook without barbs?

Debatable!

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.