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Canadian Mint Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

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What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Canadian Dollar Jokes More Canadian Dollar Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

Two cents

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Usd Jokes More Usd Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense