What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh