O My GOd! I am so drunk.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.
Because he's married.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because they can't even.
