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What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

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Her food is potion-controlled.

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It's Narnia business.

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What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya