Little Rock Jokes

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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Space Rock Jokes More Space Rock Jokes

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.