What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.