What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)