What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.