What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!