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What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What is a caterpillar scared of?

A dogapillar

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.