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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock