Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Pier Pressure Jokes More Pier Pressure Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock