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Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

Pier Pressure Jokes More Pier Pressure Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.