Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?