Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"