Green Day.
Green night
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Bacon would go up!
Matt
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
Paddy O'Furniture
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
He wanted to see how long he slept.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!