Green Day Jokes

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.

Hoofs Jokes More Hoofs Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture