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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!