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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.