What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.