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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog