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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.