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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!