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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you make a slow reindeer fast?

Don't feed it!

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...