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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.