What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.