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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Michael Jacksons House Jokes More Michael Jacksons House Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.