How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.