When the big hand touches the little hand
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
Nothing, you already said it twice.
David Cop-a-feel
It is always look but don't touch.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Mickey: Disney
She was having Disney spells.
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Kurt Fossil
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.