Michael Jacksons Jokes

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Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Michael Jacksons House Jokes More Michael Jacksons House Jokes