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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Paper Bag Jokes More Paper Bag Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Baby Diaper Jokes More Baby Diaper Jokes

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand!!

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

They're always talking about God.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!