Michael Jacksons Jokes

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Jackson Jokes More Jackson Jokes

How much is the jackson five worth?

100 dollars

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.