Michael Jacksons Jokes

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Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad