Michael Jacksons Jokes

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Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a person without a son?

Per

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)