When the big hand touches the little hand
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
They're always right.
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
A man.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
The Mercedes can easily reach 40.
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Removed
It was taken into custardy.
Round of 16
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
One whole Cherokee
