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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger