That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
He thought they were a delivery service
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
It's Christmas, Eve.
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
She peed her pants (read out loud)
One with a cemetery plot.
Because he was married.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
That was the most violent book I've ever read.
A cheese grater