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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........