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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

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OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

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To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for Christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........